I just gotta get this one off my chest.
When I go to Starbucks.
I really want the biggest cup of coffee they have.
Also known as a venti-sized latte.
But when I get up there to order.
I get nervous.
I kinda even start to sweat a little.
Because I feel like I'm going to pronounce 'venti' wrong.
And the coffee snobs that work at Starbucks will chuckle.
Because the farm girl, who is not such a coffee snob, can't pronounce the word 'venti' correctly.
So I end up ordering and settling for a grande-sized latte.
A size smaller than what I REALLY wanted.
Because it's a word I can pronounce correctly.
Or, at least I think so....
These are my confessions.