Older Gentleman: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure! What's up?
Older Gentlemen: Why do you have one finger painted a different color than your other ones?
Me: So farmers pay attention!!!
Older Gentlemen: Whaaaat?? {looking horribly confused}
Me: You know, so the farmers pay attention to the fact that I'm not only fabulous, I'm single too! {pointing to my ring finger...with no ring}
Older Gentlemen: {shaking his head and smiling} You are something else you know that?
Me: Well, duh! :)
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